ArtBrewIndo

I'm a contradiction.

I'm caring and selfish.
I speak nonsense.
I speak truths.

I'm a pleasure seeker
A reefer reeker.
A healthy eater.
A beer drinker.

I hate waking up early.
I hate waking up late.

I'm dirty.
I'm clean.

I'm Uly.

19 Old-Timey Slang Terms to Bolster Your Vocabulary

nevver:

  1. In the ketchup: Operating at a deficit
  2. John Hollowlegs: A hungry man [hobo use]
  3. Lobbygow: One who loafs around an opium den in hopes of being offered a free pipe
  4. Happy cabbage: A sizable amount of money to be spent on self-satisfying things
  5. Zib: A nondescript nincompoop
  6. Give someone the wind: To jilt a suitor with great suddenness
  7. The zings: A hangover
  8. Butter and egg man: A wealthy, unsophisticated, small-town businessman who tries to become a playboy, especially when visiting a large city
  9. Cluck and grunt: Eggs and ham
  10. Off the cob: Corny
  11. Dog robber: A baseball umpire
  12. Happies: Arch supporters [shoe salesman use]
  13. High-wine: A mixture of grain alcohol and Coca-Cola [hobo use]
  14. Flub the dub: To evade one’s duty
  15. Donkey’s breakfast: A straw mattress
  16. George Eddy: A customer who does not tip
  17. Wet sock: A limp, flaccid handshake
  18. Gazoozle: To cheat
  19. On a toot: On a drunken spree
Mental Floss

3:00:40 @ 8/17/2012
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    does that mean “dubstep” is a method for evading one’s duty? *shot*
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